SBA Pro-Life America is circulating a “Declaration of Independence for the Unborn.” Yes, really.
BREAKING: The Unborn recently came together, at a session shrouded in secrecy, to lay out their grievances in a document. The session voted unanimously to declare independence. SBA Faux-Life America has obtained a copy.
The “Declaration” is a written masterpiece, exuding the liberal ideals of individual rights, justice, and liberty. With a unified voice, the Unborn declare their independence from the biological tyranny of windowless confinement. — Just kidding. I made that up. Exactly what or who the Unborn are declaring independence from remains a mystery; the “Declaration” doesn't say. It seems the Unborn are few on words.
In fact, when you open the link, you discover that, despite the title at the top of the page, there's no declaration of independence to be found. Weird, I know.
Instead, what you find is a different declaration: “The Unanimous Declaration of the Unborn.”
It declates, “Where our people live does not determine whether or not they have the right to live.”
I have my doubts about the unanimous part. In fact, I would like to— no, I demand! to see the roll call vote record! In the name transparency and accountability!
Audit the vote!
Is there a P.O. Box to which I should submit my request? Or do I just politely ask the next pregnant gal I see at Kroger if I should insert my request into, umm, her box?
And to what Unborn agency should I address my request?
Furthermore, why wasn't anyone informed of the Unborn Continental Congress? Was this the First Unborn Continental Congress? The Second? Where did they meet?
I'd also like to know who paid for this. It's time for the Unborn to release their tax returns.
And how were the delegates chosen? What are their credentials? Did the delegates include Unborn Democrats and Unborn Independents, or were only Unborn Republican delegates permitted to participate? Release their names!
Why the secrecy? What are the Unborn trying to hide? The Born Public has a right to know!
I do wish we could take the high ground of valuing life by showing all the ways that prochoice (or whatever) creates greater value of life. Teen pregnancies? How is that value life? They end up poor, uneducated and with lower birth weights which all correspond to mental health and other problems for the potential child. Conservatives think they are going to get a bunch of low-paid workers? No, they will get a lot of people who can't function at all. Death penalty for women who have abortions? Great way to increase our birth rate - kill women. Genius.
And it is a HUGE assumption that if we asked all zygotes, blastocysts, embryos and fetuses if they would choose to be born, a lot of them would say NO! I read about an OB/GYN who had women who wanted to end their pregnancies talk to to potential child (however the women wanted to do that) and tell the spirit or whathave you that it was a bad time, describe the circumstances the being was coming into etc etc. She noticed a high rate of spontaneous abortions ie: miscarriage. If the "unborn" get any clue about it, they DON'T all say yes.
Most first-world countries have protections for females as a protected class. Not the goofy US, nope, the USA decides to prioritize in non-specific ways how ALL humans are more important than females.