A 'Unanimous Declaration of the Unborn'?
SBA Pro-Life America is circulating a “Declaration of Independence for the Unborn.” Yes, really.
The “Declaration” is a written masterpiece, exuding the liberal ideals of individual rights, justice, and liberty. With a unified voice, the Unborn declare their independence from the biological tyranny of windowless confinement. — Just kidding. I made that up. Exactly what or who the Unborn are declaring independence from remains a mystery; the “Declaration” doesn't say.
In fact, when you open the link, you discover that, despite the title at the top of the page, there's no declaration of independence to be found. Weird, I know.
Instead, what you find is a different declaration: “The Unanimous Declaration of the Unborn.”
It declates, “Where our people live does not determine whether or not they have the right to live.”
I have my doubts about the unanimous part. In fact, I would like to— no, I demand! to see the roll call vote record! In the name transparency and accountability!
Audit the vote!
Is there a P.O. Box to which I should submit my request? Or do I just politely ask the next pregnant gal I see at Kroger if I should insert my request into, umm, her box?
Furthermore, why wasn't anyone informed of the Unborn Continental Congress? Was this the First Unborn Continental Congress? The Second? Where did they meet?
I'd also like to know who paid for this. It's time for the Unborn to release their tax returns.
And how were the delegates chosen? What are their credentials? Did the delegates include Unborn Democrats and Unborn Independents, or were only Unborn Republican delegates permitted to participate? Release their names!
Why the secrecy? What are the Unborn trying to hide? The Born Public has a right to know!